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Sunday, January 21, 2007
There has been talk about re-vamping El Rio del Tiempo at the Mexico Pavilion in Epcot around the fan site circles. I think it would be fun to hunt for El Chupacabra. What is a Chupacabra you ask? It is a seemingly mythical creature that is said to exist in Latin countries. The translation is "goat sucker", which does not sound very Disney, but hear me out. In the late 1980's and early 90's there were many claims by the people of Latin countries that something or someone was killing off their livestock and sucking out the blood like a vampire. People claimed they saw a creature lurking in the jungle and caves that was causing all of the damage. Here are some artists renderings and "pics" of what they are said to look like.
The ride cue would have a Mexican man or woman telling us the history and the story of El Chupacabra to set the scene.
The boat system could be left in place and the scenes would be replaced with a jungle scene, cave scene, Mayan and Aztec ruins, etc. Then integrate AA characters of El Chupacabra. The boats would be fitted for a tour guide, like Jungle Cruise.
We would start out catching slight glimpses of El Chupacabra. Peeking around rocks, Just missing him running behind something and so forth. This version of El Chupacabra will be small and possibly slightly cute, about two feet tall or so. The tour guide would always be a second late in finding him, so the kids will get a kick out of his ineptitude. The ride will hit the 3/4 mark and finally the tour guide will spot the creature. He or She will then laugh and say, " Oh don't worry folks, that's just a baby Chupacabra. Nothing to worry about. We just have to make sure not to get between it and its mother.
The boat travels around a dark corner and BAM!! There is the full grown Chupacabra, maybe hanging over the boat in a cave or something. This version of the creature would be very menacing so as to scare everyone.
Ok, maybe not quite that menacing, but you catch my drift.
The tour guide would direct everyone to cover their heads and the boat would accelerate away from danger leading to the exit.